Gardening in
Phuket, Thailand.
Somehow,
you've found
Bloomin' Bert's website.
Like most things,
including tropical gardening in Phuket,
he hasn't a clue what he's doing. This
site is hardly going to win any awards
for presentation or layout, as he'd far
rather be in the pub drinking a cold
beer than sitting in front of a computer
making a website look half-decent.
In theory, he writes about
tropical gardening, specifically
gardening in Phuket, Thailand. Most of
the time though, he tends to rant on
about a totally random topic that has
absolutely nothing to do with gardening.
Some of his so-called 'gardening in
Phuket' stories are already here - just
click on the articles by plant
or
articles by rant buttons
on the left. The same stories are under
both headings, so don't be surprised if
you come across the same thing twice.
One of his readers wrote to him and said
that he felt bit cheated when he
realised he was re-reading the same
story with a different heading. Well
tough. That's the way it is.
Bert would like to
apologise to anyone who may be offended
by any of the contents. He'd like to,
but he most certainly won't.
If he gets his idle
backside into gear, he'll be adding more
of his 'gardening' columns soon, and
inevitably upsetting a few Americans,
Germans, Welsh, or anyone that wears
socks with sandals in the process.
Sometimes these articles even talk about
the subject of tropical gardening, or
gardening in Phuket.
If you're a bit of an
IT-type and feel like helping out with
the development of a website about
tropical gardening in Phuket, he'll buy
you a beer. Or even two.
If you want to email Bert,
his address is
bert@bloominbert.com.
Cheers.
Bloomin' Bert
Phuket
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